2012
In this article I will explain to you why the whole 2012 thing is a farce. And for your entertainment I will provide you with plenty of other stupid things to worry about besides whether the earth will be crushed by a giant space meteor.
The Mayan Calendar
I think it is reasonable to believe that the Mayan calendar ends at 2012 simply because they didn’t believe they would actually live that long. Other people have more scientific views about this, but personally I don’t care about the Mayan’s opinion on the end of the world, religion, eating habits, or anything else for that matter. They died out for a reason: they sucked.
Doom is Relative
Yes it is true; the world will end for every one of us eventually. At which point it ends is another story. I could walk out into my school’s parking lot and get hit by a pizza delivery guy. Of coarse that is very unlikely to happen, but the lesson is valid.
You could die at any moment in time, at which moment the world would theoretically end for you. So if the apocalypse is really going to take place 2012, and you happen to not die before then, be thankful you didn’t get run over by a fat man in Wal-Mart racing to get a package of toaster strudels thus ending the world for you at a sooner date.
What’s My Theory?
Let’s just say for a moment that the world will end for everyone in 2012. How would it happen? The whole global warming thing is just plain old cliché, and giant space rocks are uninteresting, so I will give you my own unscientific theory on how the world will ultimately end.
I believe the world will either be destroyed by aliens, robots, or the twilight series, the later being most likely.
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